Guaranteed to make your loved one laugh out loud.
We all have a special friend or family member who cannot get enough of jokes and sarcastic comments. What better way than to celebrate this person with your very own ingenious (and hopefully) Funny congratulatory texts?
Funny Birthday Wishes
We all have loved ones who think that they are just the funniest humans on earth. These birthday wishes are sure to give them a taste of their own medicine. Share a laugh and show that you put some thought into it with a little help from our funny birthday greetings.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear __, happy birthday to you. That’s right! I just made you sing your own birthday wish to yourself… I hope you have an awesome day!
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem will never make sense, kind of like you. Happy birthday mate!
These birthday occasions are not making you any younger hey? Embrace life’s journey. I hope you have a fantastic day, wrinkles and all!
1f 40u c@n 7ead 7h1$, you are no different from anyone else…but at least it’s your birthday. Smile, have a great day!
Hair loss, vision impairment, wrinkles, deafness and a weak bladder are all signs of great variety of medical conditions. At least birthdays are not medical conditions. Happy birthday Dad!
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It is scientifically proven that those who regularly turn one also live longer! Congratulations on your birthday my friend!
Happy birthday you party animal! Now we make sure to get you drunk enough to blow all your birthday money at the bar! Bottoms up!
On your very special day, I just want to remind you that we all grow older, but only a few of us grow up. Stay young at heart my friend, happy birthday!
Getting old has its benefits. Just think how big your cake must be to contain all the candles! Here’s my happy birthday greeting. Cheers
As we get older, we forget more and more, but I will never miss your birthday. Heartfelt congratulations on your birthday and yes may you live long and keep your memory!
Some things get better with the years, but unfortunately, you are not one of them! Happy birthday buddy, thanks for all the happy memories!
Do not worry about getting older, you have already been really old for a really long time! Big congratulations to the oldest and best guy I know!
I was thinking of a birthday greeting that joked about your age, but now you’re starting to get so old that I have a bad conscience. Big congratulations bestie, without you, life would be so much more boring!
Happy birthday, you old man. Now you are one year closer to the pensioner discount! Big hugs!
Big congratulations to one of the few people whose birthday I remember without Facebook. Congratulations my friend, have a really wonderful evening!
On this day, it is important to remind ourselves of your best quality: that you will always be older than me. Congratulations my friend, you are the best!
Stylish, cool, charming and smart… But enough about me, congratulations on the big day buddy! May the beer in your fridge always be cold and your glass always full!
More humorous birthday wishes
Everyone knows that humor prolongs life, so make sure your friend gets as many laughs as she can. Give your loved ones a well-deserved belly laugh and share their joy with these fun birthday texts. They are guaranteed to make the recipient smile.
Don’t worry about all the candles on the cake, we’ve removed the batteries from the fire alarm! Happy birthday buddy!
Happy birthday my good friend! You can be glad that you’re at least not as old as you will be next year!
You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than wrinkles on your face! We the family wish you a big happy birthday.
Big congratulations on the birthday of the prettiest, most charming and most talented person I know. It is noticeable that we are related!
Happy birthday to the only person I know who had a dinosaur as a pet growing up. Cheers, you old fossil!
Congratulations on your birthday my friend, thank you for always being older than me!
Happy birthday, don’t forget that age is just a number. A very large number in your case, but a number still. Big congratulatory hugs
It is said that you should appreciate the small things in life, but at your age it may be difficult to see them. Happy birthday sweetheart!
How can you be so old but still not grown up? Happy birthday you maniac, keep living to the fullest!
Congratulations you old man, let’s use your birthday as an excuse to party really hard tonight!
Another year where we get older but not much wiser. Let’s try again next year. Happy birthday buddy!
Facebook reminded me of your birthday. The notification said ‘fossil ages another year today.’ Have a beautiful day buddy, I love you!